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It must be wonderful.

No, just a regular mistake. Then we’ll go with that data file! We’re rescuing ya. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso!

Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Soon enough. I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Doomsday device?Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court!

No! The cat shelter’s on to me.

OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.

  1. Really?!
  2. One hundred dollars.
  3. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are.

Why yes! Thanks for noticing.

And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

  • You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal!
  • No, just a regular mistake.
  • You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!

So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.

I can explain. It’s very valuable. Soothe us with sweet lies. I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony?

Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. And until then, I can never die?

Bender, we’re trying our best. For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs! No! Don’t jump! I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe!

But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

It’s toe-tappingly tragic! I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. I love you, buddy! You don’t know how to do any of those.

No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. Your best is an idiot! And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. File not found. It’s a T. It goes “tuh”.

I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Tell them I hate them.

I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! You know, I was God once. Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.

It doesn’t look so shiny to me. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.

Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! Your best is an idiot! That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Soon enough. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!